Archive for the ‘Goodosphere Tells A Joke’ Category
Monday, December 2nd, 2013 by Sean
Monday, November 25th, 2013 by Sean
Sunday, November 17th, 2013 by Sean
Monday, November 4th, 2013 by Sean
New York City subway operators have to do this silly thing every time they pull into a station. Some nice folks played a practical joke and made their lives a little more interesting (and funny) for a day.
Monday, October 28th, 2013 by Sean
This year’s most popular Halloween costume is a toss up between Walter White, Miley Cyrus, and the fox, thanks to Breaking Bad and that one song. Sesame Street made a nice little joke about the one that doesn’t involve dissolving bodies in chemicals or twerking.
Monday, October 21st, 2013 by Sean
Monday, October 7th, 2013 by Sean
If not, we’ll try and bring you highlights, like this recent story: A dude’s dad dies. Dude begins to sift through dad’s computer and finds a document titled “JOKES.txt.” Dude opens it up to find the punchlines to a few dozen jokes, but no setups. Dude turns to the internet for help and the internet runneth over with love in the form of laughter.
Smart Pills > Rabbit Pellets
Face like Sr. Wences’ fist
Wife, brother, monkey, crash, Monkey Driving
Wendy/Welcome to Jamaica
Sheep/I wish it was dark
That Sheep Lies!
Death or Bungee
I was talking to the duck!
More fun than watching a monkey try to fuck a coconut
More ducks on that side
It’s your wife’s handwriting
10-inch dick & hangs up
Bear: You don’t come here just to hunt, do you
George Bush/Snapping Turtle
Talking golf ball more amusing
Genie, 3 wishes, visit to vet
Read my lips: bring a posse!
Priest, Minister, Rabbi; last wish, fork, Fuck your boat!
Last time you didn’t have holes in your feet.
I’m going to have to numm those
Duck hunter license for each state – cop’s fingers up duck’s ass
Indian names, tepee, soaring eagle, running deer, 2 dogs fucking
polish joke, bar, tell it six times
nice tits, where do you want these blinds
a round of drinks, no thanks, blew chunks
lorena bobbitt dead in crash, some dick cut her off
goddam fish, love this fucking place
Brick the camel
The full jokes.
Monday, September 30th, 2013 by Sean
Monday, September 23rd, 2013 by Sean
Monday, September 16th, 2013 by Sean