Archives: 2014 August

Archive for August, 2014

Summah In Six Seconds

“Rude” By Magic! Is The Worst Best Song Of The Summer

“Rude” by Magic! is the #1 song in America. It might also be the most hated song in America. Slate scolded the entire country for its taste in reggae, but no one has been as harsh as critic Jia Tolentino, who says the song’s guitar solo “sounds like somebody just falling down and pooping their pants.”

How did “Rude” become the worst best song of the summer?

Can You Kick It?

Thanks, Jody!

Someone In Williamsburg Isn’t Excited About The New J. Crew

Is Nick Offerman Joking?

One of the internet’s finest outlets for quotidian observations is the Showerthoughts subreddit. Scrolling through will elicit tiny chortles, but when Nick Offerman recites them, you can’t help but lol.

Breaking Seinfeld

The Primetime Emmy Awards are this Sunday. Knowing how much of the TV audience has migrated to the web, the folks promoting the broadcast attempted to make a viral video. They succeeded thanks to Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. It’s so good to see Walt and Jessie back together sans the double-crossing, chemicals, and automatic weapons.

If this is advertising in 2014, we could get used to it.

Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Whatever This Is

Thanks, Alex!

You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Organ

Jeff Koons made a functioning pipe organ and put it in the Hulk. Let’s steal it from the Whitney and jam.

Chris Martin + Jennifer Lawrence =