Archive for December, 2014
Friday, December 5th, 2014 by Sean
…She might sound a lot like this. Happy Friday. You earned it.
Thursday, December 4th, 2014 by Sean
This is Chris Rock:
“So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not black progress. That’s white progress. There’s been black people qualified to be president for hundreds of years. If you saw Tina Turner and Ike having a lovely breakfast over there, would you say their relationship’s improved? Some people would. But a smart person would go, “Oh, he stopped punching her in the face.” It’s not up to her. Ike and Tina Turner’s relationship has nothing to do with Tina Turner. Nothing. It just doesn’t. The question is, you know, my kids are smart, educated, beautiful, polite children. There have been smart, educated, beautiful, polite black children for hundreds of years. The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.”
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2014 by Sean
Would a crowd finish the national anthem of the opposing team. That’s what happened when a microphone cut out before the Nashville Predators played the Toronto Maple Leafs at Air Canada Centre in Toronto a few weeks ago. I’m pretty sure the applause at the end is everyone being sorta surprised they pulled it off. Kudos, Canada.
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2014 by Sean
On a rainy-ass December night, sandwiched between Carrie Underwood and Bruce Springsteen, Kanye lit a fire in the middle of Times Square. He screamed. He howled. He flailed his limbs around for five songs. Then he dropped the mic and walked off stage. For AIDS.
Monday, December 1st, 2014 by Sean
Everything ClickHole does is really funny or super smart. This particular piece falls into the former category, but don’t let that deter you.