So Are How My Kids Look Like Me Miracles?
April 19th, 2010
Constant Goodosphere readers, I come to you with a question.
Are you a believer in miracles?
I ask as someone recently enlightened to the miracles all around us. You see, I was blind to the inexplicable joys, wonders, magic all around us. The magic all up in this–shut yo mouth! …I’m just talking about miracles.
Why should I keep you from reaching this realization yourselves with my muddying words, though? I mustn’t.
(Warning: this video contains offenses to the English language. It also contains curse words.)
Now you’ve seen. Now you know. But let me blow your mind once more, readers. After seeing this video I immediately put on my research hat. There was so much to look up. Rainbows, mountains, the seven seas! And the conclusions I came to may be shocking. I have it on good authority that giraffes just may not be miracles like we once thought. Yes, gentle readers — even with their long necks. It may not even be magic that causes solar eclipses or makes my kids look like me and your kids look like you. Don’t turn away from me yet, I say true, I swear it.
As for magnets? Magnets are probably still magic.
I present to you…
I’ve left you with a lot to take in as this week begins, I know. New ideas presented to you, new perspectives to leave with once you close the Goodosphere and return to the world. I hope that when you turn from your computer and look at that world, you see as many miracles all around you as I now do.
P.S. RIP “Ass” Dan.
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