Posts Tagged ‘cute’
Friday, January 21st, 2011 by Christopher
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010 by Nick
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume that our readers don’t hate puppies. And why don’t they hate them? Because! Puppies are cute, playful, loving, and sweet. They’re like babies except more fun and less smelly.
But what about porcupines? I know what you’re thinking: “Sure they’re adorable, but what’s this I hear about about their quills?” You recall your Boy/Girl Scout training: Find a puppy in the woods- pick it up. Find a porcupine in the woods- maintain your distance. That was Day 1 stuff.
But, faithful readers, if it wags it’s tail, licks your hands, and loves to have it’s belly rubbed… well, goddamnit, who’s to say that it can’t be as cuddly as a puppy? Not to mention, twice as fun as a baby.
Thanks to M.B.
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010 by Christopher