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MS Paint Current Events: The Dyke Aquatic

By now you’ve probably heard that Dick Van Dyke claims he was recently rescued by porpoises who pushed him to shore after he fell asleep on his surfboard. The 84-year-old Van Dyke shared his story during a recent appearance on the Craig Ferguson show.

The veteran star said when he awoke far from shore and surrounded by fins, he feared it was the end. But Van Dyke was surprised when the creatures…

“…turned out to be porpoises. And they pushed me all the way to shore.”

Unfortunately, the incident wasn’t captured on film. So, here’s our Goodosphere MS Paint artist’s conception of what went down: