Posts Tagged ‘toxic asset’
Friday, October 29th, 2010 by Nick
I love Halloween. Each year it brings fun stuff like pumpkin patches, TV specials and fly-by-night Halloween stores that materialize like spectres only to again vanish after Novemeber 1st.
As much as I enjoy the picture above, Spooky Sean(ce) already nailed the best pet costume of the year (step aside iPhone pooch). But for the humans, I offer this: my predictions and suggestions for top Halloween costumes this year.
Costumes I predict will be popular:
Most prevalent: Lady Gaga
Most gender neutral: Justin Bieber
Most depressing commentary on our culture: Snooky/The Situation
Most predictable yet visually appealing: Avatar
Most easily executable: Tiger Woods
I don’t have a problem with the above (per se) but I think we can do better. Here are some costumes I’d like to see this year:
How adorable would it be if a couple of scruffy looking kids in hardhats came to your door? Tip for parents: smudge some dirt on their noses and number them #33, #32, …
This one’s for the adventurous. I suggest glow-in-the-dark paint and a hazardous waste sign. Don’t get sucked into a political debate about TARP though. That could negatively impact the treats market.
Paul The Clairvoyant Octopus
This lovable celaphod squirmed into our hearts when he correctly predicted Germany’s success (or lack thereof) in this year’s World Cup. Sadly, Paul passed away earlier this week but you can immortalize him with a Halloween costume this year. Tips: have some predictions ready to go (‘I see candy corn in your future’ or ‘You’ll take down some decorations in November’ are safe bets).